kyunki Paria k kaands khatm nahi hote......

Fellas Lemme resume my story.This is about the second kand Paria did........

Its starts with the Pari's attempt to catch a train ( Single handedly :D ).Pari and his frnds in italy carved a plan to visit Austria.Pari was supposed to take a train to northern Italy where he would eventually meet his frnds( as they lived in diff town ...near north italy).

This came out be a arduous task for Pari as he took a diferent train(if ya dont believe me ask the guy himself... :P).Well I am impartial here so i will also tell his excuse... apparently there was two trains leaving for diff destination at SAME time ( now you know on what parameters pari takes his train).... so this genius got confused.

Lady Luck keeps her best aces for the best players ..... so interestingly this train was bound for south italy :P.But this guy had other things to do so he just went to sleep.after some time when he woke up he saw waters outside and mistook it for some maybe lake and went to sleep again.when he woke up gain there he saw a ship on hei may be lake :D.Then he realized there must be some big misunderstanding and it was not a lake but the holy sea itself.Also the place he was supposed to go was only 2 hrs far but 3 hours has already gone.He got scared of TT and kept silent.

Now he disembarked when the train refused to go any further.He found himself standing in some port city . As he could do nothing else ( the next train for his original destination was some 6-7 hours late),so he went around to see the sights.when he returned to station he felt like pissing but the sign on toilet showed he needed 50 cents just for it(thats what costly is...... Rs 40 just to pee :D) so he supressed his urge and went around to see other places where he could do it for free.

Incidently he met one old guy( around 50).Old man din't know much english but they started to chat.Then came the real moment.It goes as followes.....
old man : How big....??
Pari shows his forehand.
Oldman : Quanto(how much) ?
Pari : 50 euro (speculate all you like ..... In pari's words ....."mera to salla matha thanak gaya lekin soche ruk budhwa ka gand mara jaaye (literally :P) so jab lund nikaalegaa to uspe laat maar k bhaag jaayenge ......)
Oldman : where ?
Pari points to a darker region nearby ( mind you they where on the station).Now as they got there oldman got tense .... afterall it was a public place.So the oldman offers him a "ride" on his car.Now pari was all determined on his idea of lund kicking so he agrees.They went upto the entrance together.But pari thought about the gravity of the situation ( no doubt it was risky )so he went in the waiting room instead so that this oldman cannot find him and peacefully watched the old guy frantically searching for him outside :D.

यूरोप के कान्ड्स

देख् हो बबुआ सन ... हम आ गईल बाटे तोहरा सब के विदेश क स्टोरी सुनावे खातिर ...
बात कुछ इई भइल की काम धाम कुच्छो खाश न बाटे अउर इ अनिमे के चक्कर मैं रात भर के
जागरण हो जाता । ता हम सोचलीं की आज रात दिन न सोयीं की हमरो दिनचर्या आदमी जैसन हो जाए ।
ता ना सोये क खातिर कोनो काम तो चाही करे के ।आहिलागी सोचली की जब परीया एत्तेक काण्ड कर दीया है तब हम्मे ऊ सबके सुनाये दे.........
अभी तक मार्केट मैं publish करे लायक तीन घटना बा....आगे याद आए तब बताइन.....


पहिलका घटना परीया क विदेश मैं छोर देई से की की "side इफेक्ट" होए एकरा बारे मां हमरा सब क आम जानकारी/ सिक्षा देई ता ..............
तब काण्ड कुछ अइसन होलाई की परीया क लाग गयेल सन्दाश आ परीया रहल ऑफिस मां । chhaunra अब तक गार पोछे क आदत ना डाले रहल ह । बात गेल फंस की ऑफिस में जत्ते सन्दाश रहल ह सब क बगल में टिसू paper रहल । अब छौंरा करे त की करे । इ लगेलक अपन बिहारी बुद्धि आ घुस गेलक अपंग सब क सन्दाश में की नीचे से जब फुह्हरा मारत क लौंडा के धुआ जाई । अब परीया बैठ्लक त शान्त त eइ सन्दाश में भी ना रह सकलक ह । इधर उधर छु छा सुर्रू कर देलक ।
अब उ रहे त विकलांग क खातिर सन्दाश क जो अपन धोये से लाचार होयाख तार ख़ुद बा ख़ुद धोया जाए ।
पर इन्हआ क कौन समझाए महाराज कौनो बटन दबा देलन । अब पूरा सन्दाश करे लागल आवाज जैसे क कहीं आग लग गईल हो । उ बटन रहे उ गरिभहाँ क खातिर जेकरा से ख़ुद उठा भी न जाईल त कोई उठऐ में मदद कर दी । अब परीया गईल घबरा की साला अब का होई । मजा क बात इ बा की कोई आ जाए तो बोले त की बोले ।
महाराज रहलन हा अपंग क खातिर जो सन्दाश ह उकरा अन्दर । घबरा क इधर उधर जेत्ता बटन मिलल सब दबा देलकैन । १ मिनट बाद आवाज बंद होल्कई त महाराज चुप चाप निकलन की कोई देख न ले ।

किस्मत क धनि हतं जे कौनो न पहुन्च्लक न त ...............इ भाइल पहला घटना.....

कांड नम्बर २ आ ३ एक्के साथ बा ..... आ एई घटना से कहीं ज्यादा रोमांचक आ मजेदार बा ।
लेकिन हमरा प्रोफ क मेल आ गईल बा त हम चलियेई काम कारे आज दिन में भेंट करे क बा प्रोफ से..........
आगे क खिसा बाद में कभी ...

राम राम ....