For those who have read the previous postI confirm the true incident well narrated by JAAAshuuuu..
Now lets switch the focus on him.Last week I went to Jashu's place in Belgium.He told me he was sincerely working
on his Project( he went to office only a couple of times tho ) but as we all know the hard working
lad, so no question of doubts. I found him in bed for the entire day.There were times when he slept with
is shoes on.
Now focussing more on his Internship part.As you must have heard Krishna baba was promised 2100 euros for his
Internship but as he met his professor(only twice has he met his prof and keeps contact with him through emails)
the prof changed his mind. He learnt that he would be only getting 1575.75 euros.He was shocked to know the
figure.( 1575.75 not 1500/1600).I have heard from some sources(Chaiti) why was there deduction in grant for
Jashu.Anyways he was still enjoying life in Leuven .Partying every Weekend and Making tours to Amsterdam and Paris.
Jashu's ATM is never updated it always shows Balance= 1575.75 euros irrespective of the amount he
withdraws from it.But this error didnot strike him until I chamkoed him about it .He kept assuming that his
Prof might have credited his a/c .Jashu lal kept on spending his euros.After the realisation he hasn't a single
cent i.e for the past 7 days.He has begged from his prof for an increase in his scholarship grant(keeping in
mind his hard work on the project).The email read as :
Dear Prof,
I have read the Introduction of the book.
Give me more money as I am facing Financial
hardship.
regards.
Once his prof mailed him"jashu where are you I cannot find you in your office". Obvoiuslyl BABA was sleeping
on his Khatiya in the hostel. Now the prof has only agreed to consider his demand SOON.Well this mail he
sent a week back.Probably after jashu arrives in kgp he would credit baba SBI a/c.[:D]
With his finance in a sorry state Krishna baba has been found rolling bidi in his room.Point to be noted that
he used to smoke marlboro during the initial phase of his Internship.
I sincerely hope that Krishna lal gets his due amount sooooooon.[:P]
Monday, July 7, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
kyunki Paria k kaands khatm nahi hote......
Fellas Lemme resume my story.This is about the second kand Paria did........
Its starts with the Pari's attempt to catch a train ( Single handedly :D ).Pari and his frnds in italy carved a plan to visit Austria.Pari was supposed to take a train to northern Italy where he would eventually meet his frnds( as they lived in diff town ...near north italy).
This came out be a arduous task for Pari as he took a diferent train(if ya dont believe me ask the guy himself... :P).Well I am impartial here so i will also tell his excuse... apparently there was two trains leaving for diff destination at SAME time ( now you know on what parameters pari takes his train).... so this genius got confused.
Lady Luck keeps her best aces for the best players ..... so interestingly this train was bound for south italy :P.But this guy had other things to do so he just went to sleep.after some time when he woke up he saw waters outside and mistook it for some maybe lake and went to sleep again.when he woke up gain there he saw a ship on hei may be lake :D.Then he realized there must be some big misunderstanding and it was not a lake but the holy sea itself.Also the place he was supposed to go was only 2 hrs far but 3 hours has already gone.He got scared of TT and kept silent.
Now he disembarked when the train refused to go any further.He found himself standing in some port city . As he could do nothing else ( the next train for his original destination was some 6-7 hours late),so he went around to see the sights.when he returned to station he felt like pissing but the sign on toilet showed he needed 50 cents just for it(thats what costly is...... Rs 40 just to pee :D) so he supressed his urge and went around to see other places where he could do it for free.
Incidently he met one old guy( around 50).Old man din't know much english but they started to chat.Then came the real moment.It goes as followes.....
old man : How big....??
Pari shows his forehand.
Oldman : Quanto(how much) ?
Pari : 50 euro (speculate all you like ..... In pari's words ....."mera to salla matha thanak gaya lekin soche ruk budhwa ka gand mara jaaye (literally :P) so jab lund nikaalegaa to uspe laat maar k bhaag jaayenge ......)
Oldman : where ?
Pari points to a darker region nearby ( mind you they where on the station).Now as they got there oldman got tense .... afterall it was a public place.So the oldman offers him a "ride" on his car.Now pari was all determined on his idea of lund kicking so he agrees.They went upto the entrance together.But pari thought about the gravity of the situation ( no doubt it was risky )so he went in the waiting room instead so that this oldman cannot find him and peacefully watched the old guy frantically searching for him outside :D.
Its starts with the Pari's attempt to catch a train ( Single handedly :D ).Pari and his frnds in italy carved a plan to visit Austria.Pari was supposed to take a train to northern Italy where he would eventually meet his frnds( as they lived in diff town ...near north italy).
This came out be a arduous task for Pari as he took a diferent train(if ya dont believe me ask the guy himself... :P).Well I am impartial here so i will also tell his excuse... apparently there was two trains leaving for diff destination at SAME time ( now you know on what parameters pari takes his train).... so this genius got confused.
Lady Luck keeps her best aces for the best players ..... so interestingly this train was bound for south italy :P.But this guy had other things to do so he just went to sleep.after some time when he woke up he saw waters outside and mistook it for some maybe lake and went to sleep again.when he woke up gain there he saw a ship on hei may be lake :D.Then he realized there must be some big misunderstanding and it was not a lake but the holy sea itself.Also the place he was supposed to go was only 2 hrs far but 3 hours has already gone.He got scared of TT and kept silent.
Now he disembarked when the train refused to go any further.He found himself standing in some port city . As he could do nothing else ( the next train for his original destination was some 6-7 hours late),so he went around to see the sights.when he returned to station he felt like pissing but the sign on toilet showed he needed 50 cents just for it(thats what costly is...... Rs 40 just to pee :D) so he supressed his urge and went around to see other places where he could do it for free.
Incidently he met one old guy( around 50).Old man din't know much english but they started to chat.Then came the real moment.It goes as followes.....
old man : How big....??
Pari shows his forehand.
Oldman : Quanto(how much) ?
Pari : 50 euro (speculate all you like ..... In pari's words ....."mera to salla matha thanak gaya lekin soche ruk budhwa ka gand mara jaaye (literally :P) so jab lund nikaalegaa to uspe laat maar k bhaag jaayenge ......)
Oldman : where ?
Pari points to a darker region nearby ( mind you they where on the station).Now as they got there oldman got tense .... afterall it was a public place.So the oldman offers him a "ride" on his car.Now pari was all determined on his idea of lund kicking so he agrees.They went upto the entrance together.But pari thought about the gravity of the situation ( no doubt it was risky )so he went in the waiting room instead so that this oldman cannot find him and peacefully watched the old guy frantically searching for him outside :D.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
यूरोप के कान्ड्स
देख् हो बबुआ सन ... हम आ गईल बाटे तोहरा सब के विदेश क स्टोरी सुनावे खातिर ...
बात कुछ इई भइल की काम धाम कुच्छो खाश न बाटे अउर इ अनिमे के चक्कर मैं रात भर के
जागरण हो जाता । ता हम सोचलीं की आज रात दिन न सोयीं की हमरो दिनचर्या आदमी जैसन हो जाए ।
ता ना सोये क खातिर कोनो काम तो चाही करे के ।आहिलागी सोचली की जब परीया एत्तेक काण्ड कर दीया है तब हम्मे ऊ सबके सुनाये दे.........
अभी तक मार्केट मैं publish करे लायक तीन घटना बा....आगे याद आए तब बताइन.....
पहिलका घटना परीया क विदेश मैं छोर देई से की की "side इफेक्ट" होए एकरा बारे मां हमरा सब क आम जानकारी/ सिक्षा देई ता ..............
तब काण्ड कुछ अइसन होलाई की परीया क लाग गयेल सन्दाश आ परीया रहल ऑफिस मां । chhaunra अब तक गार पोछे क आदत ना डाले रहल ह । बात गेल फंस की ऑफिस में जत्ते सन्दाश रहल ह सब क बगल में टिसू paper रहल । अब छौंरा करे त की करे । इ लगेलक अपन बिहारी बुद्धि आ घुस गेलक अपंग सब क सन्दाश में की नीचे से जब फुह्हरा मारत क लौंडा के धुआ जाई । अब परीया बैठ्लक त शान्त त eइ सन्दाश में भी ना रह सकलक ह । इधर उधर छु छा सुर्रू कर देलक ।
अब उ रहे त विकलांग क खातिर सन्दाश क जो अपन धोये से लाचार होयाख तार ख़ुद बा ख़ुद धोया जाए ।
पर इन्हआ क कौन समझाए महाराज कौनो बटन दबा देलन । अब पूरा सन्दाश करे लागल आवाज जैसे क कहीं आग लग गईल हो । उ बटन रहे उ गरिभहाँ क खातिर जेकरा से ख़ुद उठा भी न जाईल त कोई उठऐ में मदद कर दी । अब परीया गईल घबरा की साला अब का होई । मजा क बात इ बा की कोई आ जाए तो बोले त की बोले ।
महाराज रहलन हा अपंग क खातिर जो सन्दाश ह उकरा अन्दर । घबरा क इधर उधर जेत्ता बटन मिलल सब दबा देलकैन । १ मिनट बाद आवाज बंद होल्कई त महाराज चुप चाप निकलन की कोई देख न ले ।
किस्मत क धनि हतं जे कौनो न पहुन्च्लक न त ...............इ भाइल पहला घटना.....
कांड नम्बर २ आ ३ एक्के साथ बा ..... आ एई घटना से कहीं ज्यादा रोमांचक आ मजेदार बा ।
लेकिन हमरा प्रोफ क मेल आ गईल बा त हम चलियेई काम कारे आज दिन में भेंट करे क बा प्रोफ से..........
आगे क खिसा बाद में कभी ...
राम राम ....
बात कुछ इई भइल की काम धाम कुच्छो खाश न बाटे अउर इ अनिमे के चक्कर मैं रात भर के
जागरण हो जाता । ता हम सोचलीं की आज रात दिन न सोयीं की हमरो दिनचर्या आदमी जैसन हो जाए ।
ता ना सोये क खातिर कोनो काम तो चाही करे के ।आहिलागी सोचली की जब परीया एत्तेक काण्ड कर दीया है तब हम्मे ऊ सबके सुनाये दे.........
अभी तक मार्केट मैं publish करे लायक तीन घटना बा....आगे याद आए तब बताइन.....
पहिलका घटना परीया क विदेश मैं छोर देई से की की "side इफेक्ट" होए एकरा बारे मां हमरा सब क आम जानकारी/ सिक्षा देई ता ..............
तब काण्ड कुछ अइसन होलाई की परीया क लाग गयेल सन्दाश आ परीया रहल ऑफिस मां । chhaunra अब तक गार पोछे क आदत ना डाले रहल ह । बात गेल फंस की ऑफिस में जत्ते सन्दाश रहल ह सब क बगल में टिसू paper रहल । अब छौंरा करे त की करे । इ लगेलक अपन बिहारी बुद्धि आ घुस गेलक अपंग सब क सन्दाश में की नीचे से जब फुह्हरा मारत क लौंडा के धुआ जाई । अब परीया बैठ्लक त शान्त त eइ सन्दाश में भी ना रह सकलक ह । इधर उधर छु छा सुर्रू कर देलक ।
अब उ रहे त विकलांग क खातिर सन्दाश क जो अपन धोये से लाचार होयाख तार ख़ुद बा ख़ुद धोया जाए ।
पर इन्हआ क कौन समझाए महाराज कौनो बटन दबा देलन । अब पूरा सन्दाश करे लागल आवाज जैसे क कहीं आग लग गईल हो । उ बटन रहे उ गरिभहाँ क खातिर जेकरा से ख़ुद उठा भी न जाईल त कोई उठऐ में मदद कर दी । अब परीया गईल घबरा की साला अब का होई । मजा क बात इ बा की कोई आ जाए तो बोले त की बोले ।
महाराज रहलन हा अपंग क खातिर जो सन्दाश ह उकरा अन्दर । घबरा क इधर उधर जेत्ता बटन मिलल सब दबा देलकैन । १ मिनट बाद आवाज बंद होल्कई त महाराज चुप चाप निकलन की कोई देख न ले ।
किस्मत क धनि हतं जे कौनो न पहुन्च्लक न त ...............इ भाइल पहला घटना.....
कांड नम्बर २ आ ३ एक्के साथ बा ..... आ एई घटना से कहीं ज्यादा रोमांचक आ मजेदार बा ।
लेकिन हमरा प्रोफ क मेल आ गईल बा त हम चलियेई काम कारे आज दिन में भेंट करे क बा प्रोफ से..........
आगे क खिसा बाद में कभी ...
राम राम ....
Thursday, March 22, 2007
pari
baba saheb aap pari ka berojgaari ka baat mat karo saala hamesha berojgaar rahta hai aap vp ka baat karte ho isko to india ka prime minister bana do tab bhi berojgaar rahega saala campaigning ke waqt bhi time nikaal leta tha ab to free ho gaya hai waise baba saheb aajkal bahut busy rahte hain cs goad jo ban rahe hain .
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
KYA HUA DOSTON....KOI NAYA POST NAHI....
kya hua yaar....tempo kam kyon ho gaya...shuru to kar dete hai hum phir makhne lagta hai....not good..JAAGOOOOOOO....
k...to we had a grt cal trip...was one of the best...short n sweet...haan par gamm yahi tha ki bhanda ka band nahi paja paaye hum...pura insti me phaila to diya tha ki 12,000 ka shopping karega par sale dekh kar sab 100/200 wala kapda utha liya...mann nahi bhara to ladies section bhi try kar liya...iska poora shrey waise hamare chaiti ra ko jaata hai...accha boka banaya usko...
pari,chaiti,jashu to gaya tha band party banke but khud hi saara shopping kar liya...but haan trip thoda different raha due to the pub...Rs. 80 me daaru n firang ka naach dekh kar mazza aa gaya...nahi bhai log...
waise lautate-lautate bhanda apna izzat baccha liya...cards me baniya n jashu ko chod kar...main bhi tha uske team me but credit goes to him...last me baniya bhi kaand kiya tha humlogon ko 5 station pehle utha kar but bacch gaya...uska to nahi mara but baba ka ganda maara gaya...par saala soya hua tha...n baba aapka biscuit kha kar mazza aa gaya....
chalo bhailog a lot of comments required on this topic...bbye
k...to we had a grt cal trip...was one of the best...short n sweet...haan par gamm yahi tha ki bhanda ka band nahi paja paaye hum...pura insti me phaila to diya tha ki 12,000 ka shopping karega par sale dekh kar sab 100/200 wala kapda utha liya...mann nahi bhara to ladies section bhi try kar liya...iska poora shrey waise hamare chaiti ra ko jaata hai...accha boka banaya usko...
pari,chaiti,jashu to gaya tha band party banke but khud hi saara shopping kar liya...but haan trip thoda different raha due to the pub...Rs. 80 me daaru n firang ka naach dekh kar mazza aa gaya...nahi bhai log...
waise lautate-lautate bhanda apna izzat baccha liya...cards me baniya n jashu ko chod kar...main bhi tha uske team me but credit goes to him...last me baniya bhi kaand kiya tha humlogon ko 5 station pehle utha kar but bacch gaya...uska to nahi mara but baba ka ganda maara gaya...par saala soya hua tha...n baba aapka biscuit kha kar mazza aa gaya....
chalo bhailog a lot of comments required on this topic...bbye
Sunday, February 11, 2007
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